Say it ain’t so David Bowie. Say it ain’t so.

Well….it’s finally happened. David Bowie has gotten old and boring. Anyone that says this track is good is giving Bowie a free pass. I’m gonna post the track here but I really don’t recommend that you listen to it. You’ll never get those four and a half minutes of your life back. Where are we now, David Bowie? Clearly not camping out for your new album. Dreadful, absolutely soul-suckingly dreadful.